Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon

A penis that is 100% filling some sort of a hole tonight, most likely a woman’s.

Darren: Dude Trixette flies into the city tonight for the weekend, you know what that means...?

Spence : Locate that Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon homie, someone is getting put to bed wet tonight!

by Orkawhale May 9, 2018

Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.

Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.

by Julio Guadelupe is a good boy April 9, 2018

Gopher Meat

An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.

Look at the gopher meat!

by Cheesy Beans February 11, 2017

Meat Grinder

Extremely painful anal sex from the man's or "dominant" person's perspective

When I tried anal for the first time with my girl it was a meat grinder

by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017

Meat cigret

A piece of meat shaped as a cigarette like beef jerky or jack links

Charles:"Hey stevo when u go to the store can u get me a meat cigret"
Stevo:"yeah I got u"

by Meat cigret February 18, 2017

Meat paddles

The extremities we call hands.

My tits longed for his meat paddles.

by Whyiseveryhandletaken February 20, 2017

spicy meat

A popular text of Ainsley Harriott

hot and spicy meat

by dank-ass ninja February 23, 2017