Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied

I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload

by tecopux June 2, 2022

Prank Job

When one male performs oral sex on another male as a practical joke. Usually the act is followed up with one male saying "totally pranked you bro", therefore not making it a homosexuality act.

Male 1: "I totally tricked Steve into letting me suck his dick"
Male 2: "isn't that a little gay?"

Male 1: " Nah dude, it was a prank job. Totally not gay"

by Cornbuts June 3, 2018

Grease Job

The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.

Credit: Shark

Dude, Lauren gave me the sickest grease job last night. Shit was wild.

by BaconGreaser January 18, 2025

Nut job

When you jerk someone off and slap another guy in the face with their cum.

That girl at the party gave a great nut job. You should have seen her boyfriends face.

by bkitch37 October 6, 2016

zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017

Mulch Job

The act of having your part enter use their dried feces to jack you off.

We saw Teeth last night and Janet was so scared she shit herself. Then, she gave me a great mulch job.

by Mulchanator April 17, 2023

real nigga job

A real nigga job refers to jobs worked in the 60s and 70s in the Deep South such as working in the field and day labor.

My Pops said, “Sitting at a desk isn’t hard work. Try working a real nigga job.”

by 1Luh_Mama October 5, 2023