When you wipe from back to front and you go forward a little to far.
also an exlimation of sumething that surpises or distresses you
also an exlimation of sumething that surpises or distresses you
dude i just got done taking a dump and i think i have some shit-balls
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oh shit-balls i forgot to do my homework
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oh shit-balls i forgot to do my homework
by dannyofborg October 19, 2008
Get the shit-balls mug.That prostitute was a phenomenal ball gargler... She sucked my balls clean while my flesh rocket tickled her chorus organ, then I blew my man sauce straight down her throat.
by solder July 29, 2011
Get the ball gargler mug.Someone who does or says something that others don't like or appreciate. They don't care because they are selfish and self centered.
person 1: Look at that guy over there making fun of that mentally challenged person. person 2: Wow he thinks he's funny. What a ball spanker.
by jimmybomm April 24, 2020
Get the ball spanker mug.A reference to the Scarface video game from 2006. As you sell drugs, kill people, or talk trash to them (i.e. pressing O and having your character yell "Hey fuck you meng!") a meter on the bottom part of the screen, known as the Balls Meter, would fill. Once full you would be temporarily invincible and kill everybody in your path while yelling quotes from the Scarface movie.
In other walks of life you would talk about somebody having a full Balls Meter when they do something manly or badass. This includes but is not limited to an athlete making a ridiculously clutch play, James Bond demolishing everybody at the end of Casino Royale when he thinks Vesper has betrayed him, and professional wrestler Sabu continuing to work a barbed wire match despite his biceps being torn open.
In other walks of life you would talk about somebody having a full Balls Meter when they do something manly or badass. This includes but is not limited to an athlete making a ridiculously clutch play, James Bond demolishing everybody at the end of Casino Royale when he thinks Vesper has betrayed him, and professional wrestler Sabu continuing to work a barbed wire match despite his biceps being torn open.
Person 1: Yo did you see Durant's game winner last night?
Person 2: Word man his Balls Meter is through the roof
Person 2: Word man his Balls Meter is through the roof
by A.D. Sellers January 6, 2012
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A face full of semen.
The semen dripping from the corners of the mouth. Can also be taken as the white stuff or crust on the corners of the mouth.
A face full of semen.
The semen dripping from the corners of the mouth. Can also be taken as the white stuff or crust on the corners of the mouth.
Hey did you see that girls helping of ball salad?!
Man, my grandpa can't seem to get rid of that ball salad.
Man, my grandpa can't seem to get rid of that ball salad.
by brotherhoodracing February 23, 2010
Get the Ball Salad mug.That last little bit of cash some guy has deep in his pockets that has soaked up the sweat of his sweaty commando balls -- and because it's retail, YOU gotta touch it.
Jeez, I was on the register all day and I swear everyone paid in ball money. I don't need hand sanitizer, I need to dip my hands in acid.
by Dr. Bubba October 31, 2011
Get the ball money mug.My best friend Kelsey pushed some girl in view of the ball so I would not get hit. Her big forehead made as a good {ball-shield}.
by Audrey B. April 29, 2008
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