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Tit's Call

Nature's cat call. Those times life teases you with an allure, but nobody is there trying to fuck you. Oftentimes, you will have no idea where that sense of attraction is coming from, as if its the universe's invisible finger placed tenderly under your chin.
Dude 1: I really need to lay off the porn dude, I was walking through the park today and I almost felt horny from how good the cool breeze and the trees made me feel.
Dude 2: No dude, that's not weird, that's the tit's call.
by OverUpProveMeUnder March 29, 2024
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Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.
“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.
by spinamutis November 12, 2023
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Dick Tits

*guy stubs his toe.* ¨Damn it, fucking Dick Tits!¨
by jakfrost January 11, 2017
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I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her
^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!
by thurb April 16, 2023
mugGet the I was talking to your titsmug.

Tit Brook

The sweat that runs down your sternum after an intense workout
Hey bro, your tit brook is having a heavy flow after this pump.
by roymustang1234567890 February 22, 2025
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tits on a plane

When you get frustrated with whatever you are doing.
I just got killed on Call of Duty, "Tits on a plane!"
by growingdollar December 7, 2011
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tit boner

Tit boner, simply when a tit becomes hard due to the weather or when a women is sexually aroused
Man did you see holly she had a major tit boner last period
by Munchy4440 January 24, 2018
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