"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.
by wwforthewin May 23, 2025
A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.
Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"
by pps123234 May 02, 2013
You get Your sexual partner to eat a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos without a drink. Make sure they do not lick their fingers, then proceed to tell him to give you oral sex.
You my friend just got a Flamejob.
You my friend just got a Flamejob.
by Ron691999 June 12, 2022
"My man got AIDS, he was hit hard; to get laid, he paid a crack head for a five dollar quick job" -AG from that 92' hit single "Runaway slave"
by Goochenberg October 10, 2013
by DJ_EJ November 10, 2011
DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.
by OGhypebeast69 March 13, 2017
When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.
by Brodg10 May 02, 2010