Dirty Monkey

a poor ass bitch's bitch.

poor person: "hey man can u give me some money?"
Person walking by: "man go ask your dirty monkey for some, BIATCH!"

by AK Mafia August 17, 2004

gusset monkey

male that resides in the crotch of a sweaty skanky ho, usually chav

OMG chris is a right gusset monkey

by Cazza McCazz May 30, 2006

Monkey Slap

Slapping a person in the face with a come soaked hand. Great for S&M situations, humilitation, etc.

Not great for "trying new things" with your squeemish partner.

After calling him a bad boy and insulting him for his less than manly attributes, the mistress gave the slave a pity hand job and quickly finished with a nice monkey slap to keep that self esteem in check.

by sickpuppy37 December 20, 2010

retarted monkey

A person who thinks they are smart, but really just fuck all the rest of us over.

Retarted Monkey: "Hi my name is ****** and I'm smart!"
Everyone Else: "NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!"

by SeanPatrick March 28, 2008

junk monkey

A word used to generally show displeasure in the circumstance at hand (note that the word should be used plurally). Warning: the thought of "junk monkeys" often brings about images of primate orgies. Word should be used at random.

"Junk monkeys, I forgot to torch the car after we left the dead body in it. "

"We're going to be late to the strip club, junk monkeys!"

Mother- "We're out of Frosted Mini-Wheats®" Son/Daughter - "Junk monkeys!"

by Junk Monkeys August 17, 2009

House Monkey

Realtor that does alot of open houses

Joy finds her customers by being a house monkey

by raikens October 10, 2008

junkie monkey

This is a black person who neglects their children due to a crippling heroin addiction. They can be found in nearly every city. You may have even given one a "dolla" when they asked for it.

That junkie monkey overdosed, and left her children to die.

by The King of iLL VALLEY August 22, 2012