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Off Your Ear

NB: You will be subject to this expression when in the immediate presence of one Geoffrey "Goffton" Pryor and/or one Michael "Toe-Rag" Deville.

1) One who usually has little to no idea of what place they hold in any given situation.

2) A person who makes irrational and/or unsubstantiated claims... with absolutely no factual integrity.

3) A simpleton who initiates and/or partakes in linguistic transfers with others of a higher intelligence, and performs any of the following:

a) Speaks out of term.

b) Utilises words and/or expressions they don't even understand.

c) Breaks a quality conversation to speak of a much less valued topic.

d) Makes unwarranted fallacious claims and/or foul assertions.
1)

Nicky: How many shots on that hole Deville?
Deville: I think I just 'birdied' that hole mate.
Nicky: You're off you ear!

2)

Goffton: Hey Nicky, you should try this awesome beer... it's my favourite.
Nicky: What beer is that mate?
Goffton: It's called 'Foster's LiteIce'.
Nicky: You're off your ear!
by KyanCan April 19, 2010
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piss off mate

Australian way of politely telling someone to go away.
Awwrr piss off mate, just piss off.
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oreo lick off

Total 4 participants. Two black males and one white female - double penetration. 4th person comes in and licks as hard and as fast as they can to get the cookies to crumble and the cream to flow.
That oreo looked so good that I had to get in there and have myself a good old fashion oreo lick off.
by Applecore69 March 20, 2011
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beat off station

A place where a teenager masturbates at

Ex. A place in his or her room, the bathroom, or the front room(very risky).
My mom almost found my beat off station yesterday luckily it's hid very well.
by $ub7erO FreeZiN September 3, 2017
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cut the fuck off

When someone says something so unbelievablly retarded and you're so awe-struck that you are at a loss for words. It makes you want to bitch smack them in the mouth
Justin: Dude I just packed a bowl full of roach papers wanna spark it?

Austin: Bro you're cut the fuck off
by King_shields July 25, 2018
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jack off olympics

Sorry I couldn't come to your party. I was too busy at the jack off olympics.
by donb2 April 22, 2012
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pulled off a kumar

1. cancelling an appointment in the last moment.

This expression is used by the new age teenagers in the state of Selangor in Malaysia.
"after promised to attend his friend's birthday party for the past one month, Jareth pulled off a kumar."
by kumsCyber May 5, 2008
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