I’m taking the kids

What Karen says right after she wants a divorce.
...
Karen if you are reading this please let me see the kids it’s been 5 months now.

Karen: I want a divorce

You: *le crying meme face*
Karen: and I’m taking the kids
You: *dies*

by Moldybread August 16, 2019

70's kid

A person who spent most of his/her childhood in the 1970s decade.

"I was under 12 in the 70s, so I was a 70's kid." - Someone born in the late 1960s

by Ryan900USAYT October 13, 2022

popular kid syndrome

A kid in highschool/middle school that is so full of themselves that they think they are the best. Most likely are friends with ALL the other “popular kids” and never branch out to new people. When you have popular kid syndrome you are just an arrogant douche who thinks they are so funny and the best around.

Alex: yo brad is acting super up his own ass.
Katie: yeah he has popular kid syndrome.

by Uber eats your dick June 2, 2022

Haha stupid kid

A way to make fun of children who are playing in the middle of the street (even if it’s not allowed to drive there with the car)

*child plays innocently with their toy tractor on the street*
Person driving: “Haha stupid kid”
*child is scared*

by monstersaas June 2, 2023

Circle K Kid

Circle K Kids are the kind of kids that really don't do anything in class, the kind you hear blasting music from their speakers. They typically listen to either Lil Peep, Metalcore, or Ski Mask. They can be found smoking cigarettes or the odd joint behind Circle K, and are absolute degenerates.

"You heard Madisons a Circle K Kid now?"
"Called it."
"Yeah, shes been smoking cigarettes and listening to lil peep since 7th grade"

by Sherlocc August 22, 2019

mr no name kid

hey
mr no name kid
and might u be
and would u fight
for me
if i
would fight
for uuuuuuuu

this is what people (eva de bosss) txts people after she says hey. it’s a song and a pretty damn good one. if eva de bosss txts this to u U BETTER FUCKING ANSWER BC SHES PISSED!! so pls answer when this happens

(txting shea)
(he hasn’t txted her in a while)
eva de bosss: hey
eva de bosss: mr no name kid
eva de bosss: and might u be
eva de bosss: and would u fight
eva de bosss: for me
eva de bosss: if i
eva de bosss: would fight
eva de bosss: for uuuuuu
(shea still doesn’t answer)
eva de bosss: SHEA U MFER ANSWER IM FUCKING PISSED OFF AT U RN
shea: eva shut up like damn
eva de bosss: NO
shea: hoes mad

by ozziebaby November 30, 2019

Maryland Lacrosse Kid

A bitch ass white kid who plays lacrosse and lives the lax life. Typically has long hair and doesn’t cut it so it can go under his lacrosse helmet. A Maryland Lacrosse kid is snotty and sucks ass.

Ryan: Did you see that new kid yesterday

Alex: Yeah he’s such a fucking Maryland Lacrosse Kid

by oeazy April 1, 2019