Definitions by ozziebaby

666 

The number of chromosomes twins do NOT have. Eva was a dumbass for thinking that.

I thought twins had 666 chromosomes! If we get 23 chromosomes from our parents then twins get double that which equals 66, you see? But I gotta multiply that by two and you get 666!

But then I realized that 23 and 23 equals 46 and that times two doesn't equal 666. I also realized that 66 times two doesn't equal 666. And that's not how chromosomes work with twins or anyone.

666 by ozziebaby December 1, 2019

mr no name kid 

hey
mr no name kid
and might u be
and would u fight
for me
if i
would fight
for uuuuuuuu

this is what people (eva de bosss) txts people after she says hey. it’s a song and a pretty damn good one. if eva de bosss txts this to u U BETTER FUCKING ANSWER BC SHES PISSED!! so pls answer when this happens

(txting shea)
(he hasn’t txted her in a while)
eva de bosss: hey
eva de bosss: mr no name kid
eva de bosss: and might u be
eva de bosss: and would u fight
eva de bosss: for me
eva de bosss: if i
eva de bosss: would fight
eva de bosss: for uuuuuu
(shea still doesn’t answer)
eva de bosss: SHEA U MFER ANSWER IM FUCKING PISSED OFF AT U RN
shea: eva shut up like damn
eva de bosss: NO
shea: hoes mad

mr no name kid by ozziebaby November 30, 2019

sex 

the thing u wish u could do tonight but instead ur getting ur thrills off of urban dictionary 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE U CREEP U CANT HAVE SEX OFF THIS

sex by ozziebaby November 30, 2019

absent 

what zach is everyday

teacher: who’s absent?
eva de bosss: zachs absent...
zach: bRo I sWeAr

absent by ozziebaby October 27, 2019