666

The number of chromosomes twins do NOT have. Eva was a dumbass for thinking that.

I thought twins had 666 chromosomes! If we get 23 chromosomes from our parents then twins get double that which equals 66, you see? But I gotta multiply that by two and you get 666!

But then I realized that 23 and 23 equals 46 and that times two doesn't equal 666. I also realized that 66 times two doesn't equal 666. And that's not how chromosomes work with twins or anyone.

by ozziebaby December 02, 2019

absent

what zach is everyday

teacher: who’s absent?
eva de bosss: zachs absent...
zach: bRo I sWeAr

by ozziebaby October 27, 2019

sex

the thing u wish u could do tonight but instead ur getting ur thrills off of urban dictionary 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE U CREEP U CANT HAVE SEX OFF THIS

by ozziebaby November 30, 2019

mr no name kid

hey
mr no name kid
and might u be
and would u fight
for me
if i
would fight
for uuuuuuuu

this is what people (eva de bosss) txts people after she says hey. it’s a song and a pretty damn good one. if eva de bosss txts this to u U BETTER FUCKING ANSWER BC SHES PISSED!! so pls answer when this happens

(txting shea)
(he hasn’t txted her in a while)
eva de bosss: hey
eva de bosss: mr no name kid
eva de bosss: and might u be
eva de bosss: and would u fight
eva de bosss: for me
eva de bosss: if i
eva de bosss: would fight
eva de bosss: for uuuuuu
(shea still doesn’t answer)
eva de bosss: SHEA U MFER ANSWER IM FUCKING PISSED OFF AT U RN
shea: eva shut up like damn
eva de bosss: NO
shea: hoes mad

by ozziebaby November 30, 2019