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John Mayer

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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age
by 19stooyoungtobemessedwith June 25, 2023
mugGet the John Mayermug.

Ray Johns

Smooth ; when something just works perfectly
I was Ray Johns when I was getting that girls number
by Thunderous 1 April 15, 2017
mugGet the Ray Johnsmug.

Brother John

A sign of the utmost respect and gratitude and responsibility and friendship and leadership.
Person A: You are such a Brother John!
Person B: Thank you so much! I feel so respected and grateful and responsible and friendly and leaderly right now!
by clouf1 October 17, 2022
mugGet the Brother Johnmug.

john decker

A synonym for Jack Dexter. Usually used on sports fields, such as baseball.
there goes motherfricken JOHN DECKER.
by MikeTheMainMan May 27, 2018
mugGet the john deckermug.

John John

A NPC that will only interact on commands
I had to press x to make John John interact
by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023
mugGet the John Johnmug.

john whit

Sexy as heck. The lady’s man, he always gets the girls with his sexy hair, and his curvy body.
by Lewis McRight May 6, 2018
mugGet the john whitmug.

John A

by Mister Pain November 30, 2023
mugGet the John Amug.

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