2 am sound

A sound you hear in the middle of the night that you cannot explain with science it is supernatural and you just have to accept that it exists and ignore it

Friend 1: Did you just hear that 2 am sound

Friend 2: yeah I’m just not gonna fuck with it
Friend 1: straight

by Bean plant February 13, 2020

July 2

Guys born on this day are the most motherfucking attractive boys on earth, they have so much big dick energy, but ONLY if they're half french. Men born on this day know how to treat women right, and how to cook. 99% sure they have a Nirvana obsession, loves Bruce Lee, Skates and has an unhealthy habit of meowing at every minor inconvinience.

"OMG that guy is so hot!!"
"He's probably a July 2nd guy!"

by imsuperhot69 November 25, 2021

July 2

July second where you have to give someone named Logan road head.

Hey it’s July 2 time for some road head

by Billy boob June 30, 2022

2 Goat

When Muhammad makes a really good trade offer.

“OK my friend. For you, 2 goat”

by MdstandsforMYDICK April 23, 2023

/?" id="17636274">`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+[{]]}\|;:'",<.>/?

A state of boredom so ungodly that one types all of the keys that have a shift alternative with the original key first, then the shift key next, in a left-to-right fashion. If you see this, please get back to your assignment.

I typed `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:'",<.>/? today because I was so bored that I had the immediate urge to type in whatever this is.

by keyboard combos January 20, 2023

2 dollar argument

When you have an irrational argument over something miniscule and then realize how pointless it was afterwards.

"Did I really just argue over how to dab correctly? That was such a 2 dollar argument.."

by Jarl Memesupremeson February 23, 2016

2 tonne machine

The 2 tonne machine is a beast of a machine which can hold 10 big macs in each leg.

The rumble of the 2 tonne machines coming makes people cry and run in fear of being crushed by big boy ben.

by Ben Booth October 13, 2017