the shit holding the fart in

A person or problem getting in your way and preventing you from completing your current task/plan.

"Dude, either pick a racer for MarioKart or go do something else. You're the shit holding the fart in."

by lion_tamer August 17, 2015

Four window fart

an anal emission that is so putrid that all four windows of a motor vehicle have to be opened simultaneously.

While we were driving, my wife let out a four window fart. Two windows would not be sufficient to evacuate the stink.

by Dirk Olson February 25, 2011

sample fart carpet

Carpet samples purchased from Home Depot, farted on, and then forced upon unwilling victims to smell

I just stopped by Home Depot and picked up some sample fart carpets, are you boys ready to sniff?

by Roy Rogers McFreelyy March 8, 2021

Upside-Down Fart

this describes when your sexual partner does a handstand, then you place your head in between their cheeks and they fart (only use for top tier sexual pleasure)

"c'mon babes please lemme upside-down fart"
"okay but you better let me do it too"

by Gary's Tennis Coaching March 24, 2019

alien fart syndrome

Akin to alien hand syndrome. When your farts don't smell like your own anymore.

Due to social stigma the afflicted will hardly ever come out. For the unafflicted it is hard to imagine the terror of not being able to tolerate one's own farts anymore.

- After I bought some E. coli tablets in a Turkish pharmacy to combat my diarrhea, I developed alien fart syndrome instead.

by scornflake December 8, 2011

pre-fart depression

When you fart and it feels so good and now your depressed because you want it back.

Son, take your pills for your pre-fart depression

by DaddyoShrek June 13, 2017

Karate Kid Fart

The act of farting while standing on one foot with arms raised, resembling the famous Karate Kid scene.

I was both amazed and disgusted by his Karate Kid fart.

by _kamzilla February 3, 2010