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Baked Chicken Position

Being snuggled up in bed - warm and toasty - on your back like a baked chicken in an oven or in one of those plastic to go containers at the grocery store.
It's after 9pm - that guy is not awake. He's in bed in the baked chicken position.
by meinnc2011 January 10, 2011
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Chicken Head Syndrome

A large pain in your neck that you get from being too much of a chicken head. Often is in the form of a large lump anywhere around the neck.
Kyle - "Did you see the knot in that girls neck? Holy shit what is that?"
Evan - "That looks like Chicken Head Syndrome!"

Niki - "What do I do to get rid of Chicken Head Syndrome?"
Evan - "Oh an advil or two will do, maybe some tea! Just cool down on the domicile!"
by DROPlv October 24, 2008
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Chicken n ROFLz

Clever and snarky way to say something caused you laughter - pronounce ROF-FULLS, like waffles, but is actually "Rolling on the Floor Laughing-es".
My cousin had an exorcism, but she couldn't afford to pay for it so they re-possessed her!

Chicken n ROFLz!
by carnalita71 March 27, 2011
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blue chicken and waffles

When you sit in the car eating KFC while your girlfriend is in the gyno office.
Her snatch was nasty so we decided to have a blue chicken and waffles brunch.
by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017
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Chicken in your Oyster

When a girl enters her vaginal lips into another girls vagina. Like chicken wings entering an oyster.
Ernie: 'Did you hear about Anna getting some chicken in her oyster last tuesday?'
Mildred 'I heard she left it in for 7 whole hours.'
Maurine 'I bet you like some chicken in your oyster Mildred.'
*Dirty looks all round*
by Mindy Forbes-Walker-Adams. October 31, 2012
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