Simp is a male heterosexual individual, who provides women in his life with undeserved special treatement, often with ulterior motives. The simp often tries to humiliate himself and other men with his behaviour in order to boost women's confidence and feeling of self-worth. His acts of subservience are dangerous and ,in essence, selfish because they perpetuate a false and harmful image of relationship dynamics for inexperienced men for his own egotistical purposes. Simps have deeply disturbed personalities, have no respectable male role models in their lives and often were victims of domestic abuse by their mothers and school bullying as a result of their ultimate lack of boundary awareness (which is taught by fathers in traditional family upbringing). Therefore, in order to receive validation as an adult, they will repete the submission they performed to their mother in the context of the relationships with female friends/female colleagues/girlfriends/wives/random women. Of course, they do not receive the coveted validation in exchange, because such behaviour could only attract the same narcissists and abusers like those in his childhood, who discard him once they get what they wanted.
I am not a simp, I just think we have to treat women better than we treat ourselves.
Yes, I love strong women with high standards who aren't afraid to get angry when I don't satisfy their needs, that does not make me a simp.
Yes, I love strong women with high standards who aren't afraid to get angry when I don't satisfy their needs, that does not make me a simp.
by Lieutenant_Gruber June 02, 2021
1. The name given to a boy who would do anything possible to get with a girl.
2. The name given to a boy who is overly obsessed with a girl
2. The name given to a boy who is overly obsessed with a girl
by BasicallyMikey June 08, 2020
a) male who would say anything just to have sex with anyone, male or female, and after they get the sex from that person they will then either
1) stop calling, or
2) proudly get married to the person, either after some time together or right away, or
3) keeps calling back for more sex until he gets sick of that or finds a new orifice to insert himself into like an electrical outlet
b) male who is not in control of his own household
c) a man who would literally say or do anything, he approves of anything and everything, he will believe in anything, he would believe in nothing, he has no standards, he would do anything just to get sex out of a woman or from a man
d) sitting home crying by the phone ass men who wonder "why won't she or he call me I thought we were in love", "we could be so good together", "we would make a great ass couple", "why she don't want me", "I know she wants me"
e) sitting home plotting on another orifice man talmbout "I bet you she gon' let me hit it y'all, watch, look, she goin for it"
f) submissive male who enjoys being used, abused, brought to the edge of death, and dominated
g) male simpleton, a man who literally does not care
h) men who change themselves for sex
i) men who see any person in whom they have any sexual or romantic interest, as their prize
1) stop calling, or
2) proudly get married to the person, either after some time together or right away, or
3) keeps calling back for more sex until he gets sick of that or finds a new orifice to insert himself into like an electrical outlet
b) male who is not in control of his own household
c) a man who would literally say or do anything, he approves of anything and everything, he will believe in anything, he would believe in nothing, he has no standards, he would do anything just to get sex out of a woman or from a man
d) sitting home crying by the phone ass men who wonder "why won't she or he call me I thought we were in love", "we could be so good together", "we would make a great ass couple", "why she don't want me", "I know she wants me"
e) sitting home plotting on another orifice man talmbout "I bet you she gon' let me hit it y'all, watch, look, she goin for it"
f) submissive male who enjoys being used, abused, brought to the edge of death, and dominated
g) male simpleton, a man who literally does not care
h) men who change themselves for sex
i) men who see any person in whom they have any sexual or romantic interest, as their prize
Man: "I'm a strict buddhist. I don't believe in killing anything. I'm a pacifist. I hate guns. I went vegan. I workout every day. I love working out. I just lost that last 10 pounds. I was working real hard on that. Look at my thighs."
Woman: "I love meat. I'm a christian. I believe in Jesus and my 9 millimeter handguns. I think it's perfectly fine to kill someone if that's what the mood called for me to do. I don't workout. I like to watch tv and eat bacon all day long. I'm 100 pounds overweight."
Man: "Wow. I like meat too. I was just telling my friend the other day that I was considering the church. I hate working out. Let's get some bacon, a steak, crab legs for dinner so we can watch netflix, and chill together. And I want extra butter on the popcorn"
Woman: "Sounds great. Meet you at 10pm. Bring the food and your password. Simp." rolls her eyes.
Man: "Yeah, I know I'm a simp. That is kinda fucked up but what can I say I want some pussy real bad. It's been a long time." except he would never actually say that to her at all and it's up to her to see through all of that or else help him end up as an overweight, unhealthy man who doesn't keep up his own standards, a hypocrite.
Woman: "I love meat. I'm a christian. I believe in Jesus and my 9 millimeter handguns. I think it's perfectly fine to kill someone if that's what the mood called for me to do. I don't workout. I like to watch tv and eat bacon all day long. I'm 100 pounds overweight."
Man: "Wow. I like meat too. I was just telling my friend the other day that I was considering the church. I hate working out. Let's get some bacon, a steak, crab legs for dinner so we can watch netflix, and chill together. And I want extra butter on the popcorn"
Woman: "Sounds great. Meet you at 10pm. Bring the food and your password. Simp." rolls her eyes.
Man: "Yeah, I know I'm a simp. That is kinda fucked up but what can I say I want some pussy real bad. It's been a long time." except he would never actually say that to her at all and it's up to her to see through all of that or else help him end up as an overweight, unhealthy man who doesn't keep up his own standards, a hypocrite.
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Simping is to respect women and not being disrespectful and showing them how powerful and appreciated they are
by Checkmate347 July 01, 2022
Ben would sell his kidneys to start a streak with that meatloaf of girl
synonyms for simp
Burgess
Feenbag
Jake dion
synonyms for simp
Burgess
Feenbag
Jake dion
by Splurg May 08, 2020
by Secret agent P May 02, 2022