Going fishing with a spoon

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

megan fish

When a girl loses a condom in her vagina after sex and doesn't find it until a week later and it starts to smell like seafood.

"Susan, I'm so embarrassed, I've been showering, but couldn't get the smell out. I found out i was a total megan fish. I'm so relieved!"

by Sillysemensluts January 15, 2017

smol fish

A person who spends a lot of money in gacha-type games but denies it.

"What do you mean I'm a whale? No no, I'm a smol fish."

by EnvyKing February 25, 2018

top 5 fish

a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying

A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 26, 2024

Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.

by Chonchberry October 22, 2020

Ass fishing

The act of admiring the ass of passers by .

Also what men pretend not to be doing when walking past attractive women in short dresses/skirts or tight fitting pants/shorts

'Bob, i hope you ain't ass fishing again ! '

'No Vera, i was justa lookin in that window at the pretty er , display '

by Biscuitwizard July 20, 2015

dead fish

dead fish at your door?.

i wll leave a dead fish at his door...

by woman honey April 29, 2021