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douche bag

1. a name u call someone whos an idiot
2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.
1. he is such a douche bag!!!
2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.
by xcometxrulesx October 16, 2010
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douche bag

A male with a crude, inflated, or outrageous sense of masculinity, expressed with displays lacking in imagination or taste.
Dude, enough with the tank tops, spiked hair and fake tan, you look like a douche bag.
by gladtohelpout February 12, 2010
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sleep bagging

Oh god, Joey was sleep bagging again.
by Mauvster June 27, 2016
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douche bag

Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps
One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."
by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011
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Toe bag

Ew you like James, he's such a toe bag
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Bag of Newtons

Portable transportation device (a.k.a. zip-lock bag) for your nuggs of chronic.
That Phish concert would've been 10 times more bitchin' if I had remembered my Bag of Newtons.
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Douche Bag

Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.
Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this douche bag was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell.

What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.
by NMFSD February 20, 2011
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