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christ-o-phart

The nick name often given to somebody named Christopher or Chris. He likes to annoy people but cannot cope being picked on himself. Gets grumpy when you touch his computer. Wears his pants pulled up under his armpits and winter clothes in summer. Extremely bad sport and sore loser. ie flips the board in the middle of monopoly or throws x-box controllers when losing any game. Likes to think he is right all the time, finds it hard to cope when he is wrong. Is okay to do Grandad duties as long as he does not have to deal with poo, wee, vomit, dribble, food....or mess in general. Enjoys afternoon naps, teasing small children and and being angry.
Person 1: Who's flipping their shit?
Person 2: Oh that's just Christ-O-Phart again, i think he lost
by RickStarBlue February 24, 2018
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Box O' Peanuts

A large box of foam dicks
by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020
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Alex O' Mally

by ninjaninja140 April 9, 2024
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t p a y o d

When you type the search bars "type any word" without every other letter. It means that you actually want to die of boredom
person : I wanna die I'm so bored
person 2 : just search t p a y o d
by Skinnypenis469 November 10, 2020
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At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 28, 2021
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Toggle-o-dyte

A person too computer illiterate to understand a toggle switch in an application like a spreadsheet.
Don't the sales reps in LA know they can change the sort order on the pricing spreadsheet by toggling the column headers?

No they are a bunch of Toggle-o-dytes down there
by Stevo! November 12, 2011
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Port o' Jawn

Port o' Jawn is just another word for
Potty queen,
Potty King,
Port o' potty & porttipotties.

Port o' kabin

and so on.
Port o' jawn is used by people mainly from Philadelphia.
Hence the word jawn
(:
I have to go take a dump in that port o' jawn.
Yo' there anymore port o' jawn's left?
Any port o' jawns 'round here?
by Kieferx3 January 16, 2010
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