Zach

Lives in your mental rent free.
Enjoys the occasional naked poop.
He’s the best.
Be like Zach.

Zach is undoubtedly the best.

by thebeesashyknees November 22, 2021

Zach

such a bitch heartbreaker looks like a fucking fish thinks he is "aesthetic" but the thing is he dresses like a fuckboy that is just at the corner of your streets fuck you

this michael dude thinks he is cool but the reality is that he is "zach"

by p0s3id0n1sh0t1219 November 22, 2021

Zach

Zach can be a rude person but he means well he's a player but cares about his friends and family alot

Person 1:Hey Zach

Zach: what's up man hey

by Hi hubby November 22, 2021

Zach

A Zach is usually a sexy man with a sexy soul. He can get possessive towards someone he loves and also make them feel like the most important person on earth. He loves to have sex with hot women and uses every single body part capable of penetration. But his other talents and personality overshadow his bed skills. If you see a Zach, value him with all your heart.

Get Zach'd on you fucking pussy.

by itsyaboizac November 22, 2021

Zach

a guy that is always wearing pijamas and he has a weird obsession with saying nonono

Zach why would you cut your hair?

by mapacha2000 November 23, 2021

Zach

Zach is a decent geezer. His cock is fucking massive and his arse is bundalicous he’s the white Ngolo Kante. He will ed butt ur nan and he will slap ur mums arse if it’s bundalicous

Zach is sexy

by Cracking plur November 23, 2021

Zach

The type of guy to get is dick stuck in a meat grinder

Did you hear about zach?

Did he get his dick stuck in a meat grinder again?

Yeah

by Ball sackarie November 23, 2021