Your father

Stop trying to look for him here. He’s gone. Went to get milk. Maybe you need to go get milk too, you are starving.

Person 1: “Where’s your father?”
Person 2: “He went to the milk store.”

by 29YearsApart October 18, 2020

I'm Yours

An amazing song by the amazing musician Jason Mraz.

Guy1: Hey, what are you listening to?
Guy2: "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz
Guy1: Awesome.

by croppers July 17, 2011

your mother is your brother

An epic comeback in any argument. Even more powerful than "your mom gay"

guy1: "ur mom gay lol xd"
guy2: "oh yeah? well your mother is your brother!"
guy1: *dies*

by wet_cardboard69 March 28, 2018

Your mom's your bro

A more polite way of saying your mom's a hoe.

(kid who's mom is actually a hoe)
Hey man your mom's your bro!

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

Your brother your mother

Possibly the most dangerous phrase since humans have developed vocal cords, above “your sister a mister” and “ your granny tranny”. Every time this is said the universe speeds up, the sun expands and god himself worries for his future

person 1 your mum gay
person 2 your dad lesbian
person 1 your granny tranny
person 2 your sister a mister
Person 1 your brother your mother
god *cries*

by @matwai_ on ig March 17, 2018

Your sister

Its a more recent variation of 'your mom'. is often used to insult somebody with or without a sister. used more often now as your mom is becoming out dated. (still only used by douche bags)

first guy: i heard a noise last night what were you doing?
Douche bag: your sister
surrounding audience: OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
random guy: i like turtles
2nd douche bag: i like your sister
. . .

by turtles are big February 13, 2011

your momma

a gangster way of insulting one and therefore ones mother

1. Your momma is fat.
2. Your momma cuts your steaks for you.
3. Your momma goes to college.

by tyler brown March 01, 2005