your mom 

an answer every teenage guy gives from gr 9 on to gr 10 to any question or insult

Me: marius, you're gay.
Marius: you're gay.
Me: your mom's gay.
Marius: your mom's gay.

note: marius is not gr 9, he just never passed the your mom phase

your mom by CapPatrat December 28, 2005

Your Mom 

The lamest possible come back known to mankind. Generally used by the people who are of lesser intelligence and cannot think of anything else.

Bob: I hate you, Tim.
Tim: Your Mom!!!! (In a high-pitched Squeal)
Bob: I've heard better come backs from a turkey sandwhich.

Your Mom by My name is Neo. December 19, 2004

your mom 

A term commonly used by computer and game techies as a type of insult very loosely used. It consists of a statement turned into a suggestive insult by simply adding You *insert phrase here* your mom. This insult can be thrown back and forth with different objects of the insult with the same phrase.

Dude number one: I was looking at the clock earlier...
Dude number two: You clocked your mom!
Dude number one: you clocked your mom's mom
dude number two: you clocked you dad!
dude number one: you clocked you dog's papa's baby's momma.
dude number two: dude, you just dissed my girlfriend.

your mom by Pixxiespaz January 21, 2006

Your Mom 

insult.
can be used to answer any question and sometimes is funny, but is waaaay overused.
mostly used if unoriginal people don't know the answer to something, or have been insulted, and want to be funny.

more funny if it makes sense,

BAD
Kate: Your a fag.
Joe: Your mom.

BETTER
Kate: Your a fag.
Joe: So's your mom/ Your mom's a fag.

Your Mom by embx November 10, 2009

your mom 

A term in which alot of fags say who think they are the better come-backer. Usually is followed by the fags friends scream "ohhhh!!!!"

Dude: Man you wanna go bitch lets see you fucking hit me fool, ill kick your ass
Fag: yeah well your mom!
Dude: ......wtf?
Fag Friend: OHHHHHH!!!!!!

your mom by blackmage53 December 9, 2004

your mom 

The person to whom you are directing communication's to mother.

You: Your mom.
Me: Is a female.
You: Your mom.
Me: Gave birth to me.
You: Your mom.
Me: Yes, I acknowledge that I have one.

your mom by CMCAdvanced March 22, 2004

your mom 

rebutal

"I saw you cum out of that park washroom and I know what goes down there, gypsy homo," says friend one.
"If anything goes down there it's your mom."
silence
"Oh yeah and your mom is a fag hag by the way."

your mom by the beast June 10, 2006