yoda-ing

Pretending to have great life knowledge and trying to give everybody sage advice that is either obvious or counter productive. Especially if someone is too polite to tell you to knock it off the unneeded mentoring and you keep doing it and don't stop.

Brad was Yoda-ing his girlfriend excessively but she put up with it because he was cute. After she became successful she started Yoda-ing him and making him actually clean up after himself.

by Bruiser Bradley June 11, 2017

yoda on the back

When a man peforms anal sex regardless of the flexibility of the anus.

Reference to Yoda riding Luke Skywalker's back on Dagobah on Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

I had to give her a Yoda on the back:

"It's not going to fit."
"Do or do not; there is no try."

by the_lopes August 14, 2018

Yoda attempt

A small, cloaked imposter most noted for his role as He-Man’s homie.

“Babe, that guy was just a total Yoda attempt.”

by Grayskull February 8, 2019

yodayra

Yodayra is well know for being really nice to anyone even when there mean to her or don’t like her and when they call her ugly annoying she knows it that is true .But sometimes she gets mad and defends her self when she feels like it.She is also funny and really goofy sometimes she gets really annoying and she knows she is.She will date guys with good ass personally and can be goofy with her when ever she wants to be and you will fall in love easily and she will too.Everyone thinks Yodayra is spoiled but she’s actually not.She just behaves and her parents gives her allowance every week and every birthday her mom raises her allowance.Its really hard to get with an Yodayra because she wants to make sure that a relationship will last until she don’t wanna be with you.

Yodayra can make you not wanna stop fucking and make you wanna fuck all night.
Mike:Wanna fuck?
Yodayra:Sure but I’m not gonna stop until I cum cum a lot.

by Ramon Lopez March 7, 2019

yoda cloud

You are straining so hard to make a fart come out, basically using the force to release gas from your rectum. Small in size but has a powerful smell. Once this fart is mastered you will end up unlocking the path to immortality. This fart led to the fall of the Galactic Republic.

The Yoda cloud is a fart that can change the universe.

by Mr.TrollNDaNTaNet March 18, 2019

yodaghost

The most powerful jedi, also named Genti.

WOW you are so powerful, you must be the yodaghost Genti!

by Zordrak June 3, 2019

Yoda melon

A dangerous war criminal on the loose, at this moment we stand no chance against him

Me: yo have you heard of Yoda melon ?
Friend: Melon he is, massacring sudanese civillians he is tired of

by xmightyz June 16, 2019