Yam

A universal unit of measurement. Can be used as a measure of distance, time, weight, mass, depth, height, circumference, volume, length, width, power, and generally anything that requires a unit.

“Bro, I’ll be there in about 8 yams!!”

“The Statue of Liberty is about 5 yams tall”

“It takes about 2 yams to lift a rocket”

by YNGDGRMEAT May 13, 2018

Yam

/n/ Orange vegetable. Highest form of life. Not to be trifled with by foolish mortals.

A: Hello, traveler. Have you yet visited the Yam Temple?
B: *stares blankly*
A: GASP. Have you never heard of the Yam Temple!
B: *starts to walk away*
A: Don't walk away from me!
B: *keeps walking away*
A: You can't walk from your problems, you fool!
B: *starts running*
A: The Yam knows all! The Yam will find you! The Yam! The Yam!
B: *is gone*
A: So... It's just me now... Yams... Yams... Yams...

by Professor of Comedic Sciences May 15, 2016

Yam

To have sexual intercourse.

Im trying to yam but she playing games
I'd yam.

by letmeyam September 6, 2016

Yam pounder

A White man with a beard who thinks he's from Jamaica

Yo headward you tis a massive yam pounder wagwan bomberclart

by kieran Pulford August 26, 2016

crusty yam sack

long hanging genitals found on rather elderly men, or anyone afflicted with scrotal calcinosis - calcium petrified zits on the balls.

Looking at the fine lines on her mature date's face, she wondered if the rest of the package was a well-preserved or if she'd have to gloss over massaging his crusty yam sack.

by Rhae Camdyn January 22, 2018

Yams

A super cool dunk in basketball.

Declan has no yams. He can barely touch net

by No Yams February 16, 2018

Yam

To eat a girl's pussy

You hooked up with her last night? Did you yam?

by brownsugarrrr January 8, 2017