a person who rates his popularity on how many facebook friends he has, (usually in the thousands due to adding everyone they find) also they use words like banter and constantly post status updates asking if anyone comes out, despite the fact that they never go out due to too many things to post on facebook.
facebook knob (status update) - is anyone down to park for some top banter and a bit of footy?
cool dude - no, nobody likes you.
nerd - ROFL
cool dude - no, nobody likes you.
nerd - ROFL
by GOD-zilla June 14, 2010
Get the facebook knobmug. 
"During the school performance, the main leads tie fell into an awkward position. It was a right knob tie."
by Captain knob tie October 18, 2013
Get the knob tiemug. A twidly knob is the humorous version of male yodler (i.e. dong). Commonly mistaken for a twiddle stick, or a regular knob. The difference between a twidly knob and these other two misconceptions is that the twidly knob is usually half if not a quarter of the size of a twiddle stick or a knob.
1. Hey Mum, I saw that Joel kid's twidly knob today!
2. You know what James, I'd prefer a hefty twidly knob over a pair of juicy twidly tits.
2. You know what James, I'd prefer a hefty twidly knob over a pair of juicy twidly tits.
by Twiddle tits June 11, 2011
Get the Twidly Knobmug. by JaZ jaZ March 4, 2017
Get the Knob nobstermug. by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003
Get the knob scoffermug. A male who takes great pleasure in sucking penises - he particularly enjoys rolling them around in his mouth.
"Did you hear about IssyB from Cape Town? He is such a Knob Hobbler he was recruited to do a male porno!"
by Kingflum December 8, 2010
Get the Knob Hobblermug.