knob off

To masturbate, fap, jack off, wank, me-time, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, squeeze the cream, charming the snake, manual stimulation of the penis.

"Gonna go knob off for a bit", said Jeff.

by FilthyHobo420 December 15, 2012

Twidly Knob

A twidly knob is the humorous version of male yodler (i.e. dong). Commonly mistaken for a twiddle stick, or a regular knob. The difference between a twidly knob and these other two misconceptions is that the twidly knob is usually half if not a quarter of the size of a twiddle stick or a knob.

1. Hey Mum, I saw that Joel kid's twidly knob today!
2. You know what James, I'd prefer a hefty twidly knob over a pair of juicy twidly tits.

by Twiddle tits June 11, 2011

Knob nobster

When your penis slips out of her mouth and goes in her nose...the end

That bitch is sodumb.She got me OFF on A knob nobster!!!
Fucking whore

by JaZ jaZ March 4, 2017

knob sock

a person who is a total tool

hey gianni you knob sock

by miller111 May 4, 2012

knob tie

When your tie falls out the underside of your shirt, assimilating a knob.

"During the school performance, the main leads tie fell into an awkward position. It was a right knob tie."

by Captain knob tie October 18, 2013

Knob Hobbler

A male who takes great pleasure in sucking penises - he particularly enjoys rolling them around in his mouth.

"Did you hear about IssyB from Cape Town? He is such a Knob Hobbler he was recruited to do a male porno!"

by Kingflum December 8, 2010

knob scoffer

A homosexual male who chuggs cock

Geez, that guys suck a knob scoffer

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003