shit pig penis wig

When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it

Wow, I really gave that a pig a shit pig penis wig

by Anal suck January 13, 2021

my wig is missing

when your fav artist does something u can't take, for example writes a beautiful song or breathes

Harry Styles: releases new album
Stan twitter: WIG!!!!!!!! MY WIG IS MISSING

by harrystylesrulez February 22, 2018

clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig

I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig

by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013

wig wom

Someone who works for a branch of government, but doesn’t actually get deployed and fight for your country.

That guy is such a wig wom sitting on his ass all day trying to recruit.

by Tyson dickle March 11, 2024

Tit Wig

The thick and often times pube-like tufts of hair sprouting on a guy's chest.

Wow Dan, that's some Tit Wig you've got there!

by PazDiego September 7, 2025

Wig Wag

A Salt Nic Device/Mod

Can I take a hit off your Wig Wag?

by Alexjemal June 4, 2022

get a wigging

To get a really bad lecture because you’re in trouble for something. Comes from Wig Snatching

If we don’t get home before dinner, we’re seriously gonna get a wigging from Mama.

by Zozothecat March 6, 2020