shit pig penis wig

When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it

Wow, I really gave that a pig a shit pig penis wig

by Anal suck January 13, 2021

Fresh wig?

The act of having a new hair doo or the maintenice of a pre- existing hair style.

(Girl walks in the room)

Boy: Fresh wig?

Girl: Yea you know I had to get my hair done.

by gflu July 31, 2009

B.A.T. wig

cosmetic-cranial-adaptor-device used to poorly disguise one's self in order to utterly fail at any attempt to extort another individual.

Hey, I heard you wore a B.A.T. wig to drop off some thumb drive.

by us national June 18, 2009

wig wagger

is when a person on crack is in a hury and looses their wig

look at that wig wagger, about to loose their wig

by ToLigitToQuit May 1, 2010

wig meat

Getting a blow job

I totally got some wig meat from your sister last night

by Studlaw June 17, 2010

flashback wig

A wig/hairpiece used on film or TV during a scene that is set in the past. Its purpose is to show the audience that "this scene happened in the past! Look! He has moe haiiiir!"

In the second scene of the first episode of the show, we see a flashback to Jack's days as a surgeon. He is wearing a really overdone flashback wig.

by Panna November 1, 2005

gig on the wig

1. To dance on ones hair folicules.

2. To have the hairs atop your head styled in a way that impresses people.

3. A hairdresser does a doosey on your hair style.

1. I did a gig on the wig last night.

2. Theresa's gig on the wig was hella tight.

3. Shaniqua's hurr wuz gig off da wig who does dat gurls hurrr?

by iamxjessicax December 12, 2008