dead weight

Not playing video games well, while drunk.

Kenyon, after drinking steel reserve, is dead weight at mario

by Max Hampton June 6, 2004

driver's license weight

The weight your driver's license claims you are. Usually about twenty pounds less than your actual weight.

My driver's license weight is 150... I'm really 160... and I've been up to 180 before.

by Downvoting Victim June 5, 2012

Cruise Weight

The maximum weight a girl can attain and still be attractive to men cruising for tail

Chicks above 120 can no longer be considered "pick-upable" as they have exceeded their maximum cruise weight.

by Cary The B November 9, 2012

Weighty

A phrase commonly used amongst the UK Garage collective 'The Pay As U Go Crew' expressing the greatness of an action or incident. This phrase soon became widely popular within schools around London circa 1999-2000.

Nah blud, you're going on weighty.
That girl's back-off was weighty.
These chips are weighty...ooh yeah...just like K-Ci!

by Blakkdon November 28, 2011

Weights

(Noun)
A set of digital scales, used for weighing drugs.

I brought my weights, because they didn't have any.

by Str8up8up November 4, 2016

light weight boo boo

pretty much the light smell of shit in the area. so faint though that you would almost have to waft it into your nose

"shit it smells like some light weight boo boo standing next to those girls"

by mikeyyypeeee October 19, 2009

Are you a weightlifter mate?

a way of saying "I need to take a wizz"

standing around at a barbeque, "are you a weightlifter mate?" random bloke "nope" you "ah spewin, I gotta take a piss"

by weightlifter December 9, 2009