Egyptian Waffle

Instead of wanting to have sex in the dunes, your girlfriend grinds you nut sack into the sand with her knee and then spits in your eye like a camel.

Him: Dude, how was your vacation to the shore with the new girlfriend?
You: It sucked. She made Egyptian waffles the first night.

by JoeTonigh October 8, 2010

waffle fry

a nickname you give to a tiny guy. a miniscule person that fits in your pocket.

person 1: hey, what are you doing tonight?
person 2: naa tonight im busy, im hanging out with my waffle fry.
person 1: fucking queer.
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person 1: oh shit, i dropped my regular fry in between the couch seats. hey, my waffle fry, can you get it? you're small and miniscule!
person 2: sure.

by scabies October 14, 2011

Salsa Waffle

The highly debated object/action that no one really knows about. It's just a salsa waffle. It can be used in different contexts, but its connotation is always dirty...very dirty.

"I salsa waffled your mom last night."

"I ate a salsa waffle off your mom last night."

"Do you wanna go salsa waffling later?"

by Salsa Waffler February 11, 2010

blueberry waffle

a dirty nasty stinky cum infected over used vagina.

man that girls coochi looked like a blueberry waffle

by robtonytina January 2, 2012

Buttered Waffle

Fucking a chick who's face is pressed up against a chain link fence, then cumming on her face.

Jenna's face looks like a slippery chess board after I gave her a buttered waffle.

by AddictedToVaginalSkin May 9, 2009

cum waffle

When a group of males stand around a waffle and whack it. Whoever splooges last has the honor of eating this delicious salty waffle.

Oh man. Cum waffles ruined my night last night.

by shiionmadii February 22, 2011

wisconsin waffle

The act of taking a nice poo on your partner and smacking it with a tennis racket. Then following that racket beating with a nice blast of semen to syrup it up.

Steve gave me the best Wisconsin Waffle on Friday. I can still smell it!

by CharlesK November 19, 2017