Instead of wanting to have sex in the dunes, your girlfriend grinds you nut sack into the sand with her knee and then spits in your eye like a camel.
Him: Dude, how was your vacation to the shore with the new girlfriend?
You: It sucked. She made Egyptian waffles the first night.
You: It sucked. She made Egyptian waffles the first night.
by JoeTonigh October 8, 2010
Get the Egyptian Wafflemug. person 1: hey, what are you doing tonight?
person 2: naa tonight im busy, im hanging out with my waffle fry.
person 1: fucking queer.
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person 1: oh shit, i dropped my regular fry in between the couch seats. hey, my waffle fry, can you get it? you're small and miniscule!
person 2: sure.
person 2: naa tonight im busy, im hanging out with my waffle fry.
person 1: fucking queer.
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person 1: oh shit, i dropped my regular fry in between the couch seats. hey, my waffle fry, can you get it? you're small and miniscule!
person 2: sure.
by scabies October 14, 2011
Get the waffle frymug. The highly debated object/action that no one really knows about. It's just a salsa waffle. It can be used in different contexts, but its connotation is always dirty...very dirty.
"I salsa waffled your mom last night."
"I ate a salsa waffle off your mom last night."
"Do you wanna go salsa waffling later?"
"I ate a salsa waffle off your mom last night."
"Do you wanna go salsa waffling later?"
by Salsa Waffler February 11, 2010
Get the Salsa Wafflemug. by robtonytina January 2, 2012
Get the blueberry wafflemug. by AddictedToVaginalSkin May 9, 2009
Get the Buttered Wafflemug. When a group of males stand around a waffle and whack it. Whoever splooges last has the honor of eating this delicious salty waffle.
by shiionmadii February 22, 2011
Get the cum wafflemug. by dlisfizzlemanizzle January 24, 2010
Get the War Wafflemug.