blueberry waffle

a dirty nasty stinky cum infected over used vagina.

man that girls coochi looked like a blueberry waffle

by robtonytina January 2, 2012

Buttered Waffle

Fucking a chick who's face is pressed up against a chain link fence, then cumming on her face.

Jenna's face looks like a slippery chess board after I gave her a buttered waffle.

by AddictedToVaginalSkin May 9, 2009

cum waffle

When a group of males stand around a waffle and whack it. Whoever splooges last has the honor of eating this delicious salty waffle.

Oh man. Cum waffles ruined my night last night.

by shiionmadii February 22, 2011

wisconsin waffle

The act of taking a nice poo on your partner and smacking it with a tennis racket. Then following that racket beating with a nice blast of semen to syrup it up.

Steve gave me the best Wisconsin Waffle on Friday. I can still smell it!

by CharlesK November 19, 2017

trill waffle

Someone you want to butter up and squirt your syrup on.

"Damn, did you see that shorty?! I'm gonna make her my trill waffle tonight!"

by NoRagerts June 3, 2016

War Waffle

The cooliest dude that has ever lived, he is so cool that it makes cool people look ugly as fuck.

A true war waffle slogan - Silly Niggers, Tricks are for white people.

by dlisfizzlemanizzle January 24, 2010

waffle donkey

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.

Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"

by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017