leo von weissenberg

Ur mom: go clean the car.
You: leo von weissenberg ur own mom gei.
Ur mom: *disappears*

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Von Biesmark's law

How different the opinions of several men may be, they can always agree on one thing: The beauty of a certain woman. In each group of male friends there's always one girl that is objectively super hot. This argument can be used beacause the friends don't want to argue anymore or the subject is too unimportant to argue about.

I don't agree with you, but at least we can agree on Von Biesmark's law. Shari is really pretty.

by sedclev April 17, 2017

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Von G

An LT student who is hot asf and has the best abs in town and he also has an absolute dump truck in the back

Omg did you see Von G walking down the hall, he’s such a baddie.

by Costa Rican penguin December 27, 2021

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Von Werner

A bit of a disappointing person, boring and one that you would probably eat if you were the only two on a desert island, only to realise that they taste disgusting but don't worry they can't annoy you anymore.

But kinda ripped

I was so excited to meet this guy, turns out he was just a little Von Werner.

by squiggle pig January 27, 2020

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Bitch Von

A Bitch Von is the most disliked Von, a bitch Von is the type of person to talk shit about you then when you confront them, it’s all “hey hey dude we chill right? It was all jokes calm down cuh” Bitch Vons are the most disliked Vons on society

I used to think you were a Prince Von, but now you’re a Bitch Von

by Dalolrx January 23, 2025

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