Veggilante

A militant vegetarian/vegan. Someone who acts like their life choice makes them superior to everyone else. They insist that nature, while providing humankind with the ability to eat meat, never intended for people to eat meat and that, actually, it is extremely bad for you. Unlike reasonable vegetarians, they force their lifestyle on everyone, refusing to accept that some people simply cannot survive on this kind of diet, and spend most of their time being unbearable and guilt-tripping people who really regret ever becoming friends with them in the first place.

Some veggilante just told me that eating meat is as bad for you as smoking.

The next veggilante I see forcing a dog to eat a vegan diet is going to suffer.

by _sofa_ December 22, 2015

Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast

An act of sexual "pleasure" where the man first takes either flaming hot sauce, chili sauce, or pepper sauce, and rubs it on his cock. After jerkin it for a while, he stops and has his girl suck him off. Getting the sauce into her mouth, they then make out and transfer the sauce. The man continues to eat out the girl. The next step in this process is for the man to toss the girls salad, (hence the "Vegitarian.") This involves hours of getting her ass hole licked and sucked. During all of these things the hot sauce is destroying wherever the girl is touched by it. You finish off by pwning the chicks pussy. Basically this is hell for the girl and not too bad for the guy, unless the sauce gets into his penis hole.

Hey Jack, what did you and Jill do for Sweetest day?
Not much bro, I just made her breakfast.
Really? She like it?
Naw man, she fuckin hated it.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH... You mean an Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast?
Yea
That's Whatsup.

by 3c3a3l3v3i3n3 February 19, 2009

Veggie Pita

Immediately after child birth an individual (usually the male) collects all the remaining placenta, commonly known as afterbarf, an rolls the jelly like substance into a pita or gluten free corn tortilla.

"After Teddy was born, my husband served himself up a Veggie Pita."

by Kurt Fingar August 4, 2007

verbification

The art, through poor language, of taking a noun and turning it into a verb. When the common verb describing what a noun does, doesn't spring to mind. Poetic license is used to best describe this action using the noun.

John "I've decided to build my own house. So I've enlisted the help of an architect. He / She will be architecting over the next few weeks".

Sam "nice verbification there John... Its a shame he'll be designing your home"

by James is a clown February 28, 2008

veggie wedgie

A person who likes to have sex with vegetables/ has a fetish for vegetables.

Look at the size of that marrow she's got. I think she's a bit of a veggie wedgie

by Laulylou January 29, 2009

verbicide

the act of spoiling, deliberately or otherwise, the use of words so that the resultant expression will come out badly.

In the write-up, the expressions are unnatural and, moreover, out of proportion, creating a bad impression in the minds of readers. Methinks, it is a result of verbicide.

by uttam maharjan August 22, 2010

Veggietales

A show containing vegetables in which they destroy mental health for the good of God.

Larry the cucumber is a large green turd and Bob the Tomato is the leading cause of terrorism.

Kaden: Dude did you see the last episode of Veggietales? It was epic!

Nick: Dude I can't believe Bob bombed a building!

Teagan: No spoilers!!

by Herbin12 July 1, 2020