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"castle in the air" vacation cottage

Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
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Vacation Dick

Name for no strings attached dick that you get for a limited time while on vacation. Once you get home, that dick and the man it is attached to is no longer your problem.
Girl, we're in Miami! Get you some vacation dick!
by LocalTheyThem March 17, 2022
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forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010
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vacation dick

A penis of a relatively large size that you can receive only on some occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
I hooked up with a guy last week who had vacation dick. I needed a break after that one.
by Bitchslayyings June 14, 2016
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state vacation

Serving time in jail, prison, or any correctional facility.
My guys doing a little state vacation right now. He’ll be back soon.
by It don’t matter December 13, 2018
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vacation dick

A penis that is of large size and would often be prefered over "boyfriend dick"
Person 1: so how'd it go?

Person 2: she said my vacation dick was perfect
by Definedbro May 15, 2016
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vacation dick

it might be termed as longer than regular sized dick, that's hard to inhale regularly.
my boyfriend wants me to give him, a favor daily but it's his vacation dick what resists and scars me.
by PaaWan June 10, 2016
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