Unity Jr. High

"Gang-free" my ass. Smfh

Principals-"Unity Jr. High school is a gang free zone."
*gang fight in the hall*

by Th0t.$lay3r October 5, 2019

unintenuendo

An innocent phrase full of unintended innuendos.

I got new mounting brackets and insulation for my hot water pipes to keep them lifted and separated so they don't rub together and bang all night. I'm going to sleep so much better now with my plumbing properly mounted! Whoops, that was an unintenuendo.

(see Sexually Oblivious Female meme)
Unintenuendos provide great opportunities to say, "that's what she said!"

by just4titsNjiggles January 13, 2021

University of North Dakota

UND… aka “The University of North Dakota”. The only people you will meet here are either professional high-functioning alcoholics who also happen to fly planes, or depressed nursing students. In the winter, you’ll freeze your ass off waiting in line for a hockey game.

Person 1: “Hey man, there’s absolutely nothing here at UND (University of North Dakota) what should we do?”
Person 2: **pours two shots of everclear**

by NDakota86 July 15, 2021

Universal Veg Manchurian Day

On November 21st, every intelligent form of life in the universe is ordered to feast on delicious Veg Manchurian with tomato ketchup. This decision was taken by the Queen of Manchurian Dynasty to appreciate the brutally underrated flavorsome dish. Period.

It's Universal Veg Manchurian Day y'all!!! Don't forget the extra sauce!

by tvml November 14, 2021

Manchester United vs Liverpool

The most hyped match in the English Premier League today, this is since both of these teams hate the crap out of each other.

Liverpool Fan: I hate those mancs, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon LFC!

Man Utd Fan: I hate them scousers, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon united!

by FootballFan302 March 13, 2012

Upper United States

A refined 1950s person’s way of saying “Up your ass!” without anyone really understanding it.

My petite blonde bombshell mother would put her hands on her hips in that challenging but white bread snooty manner of hers and confidently state to someone who had pissed her off, “Upper United States, buddy!” and of course she’d already taught me the subtle secret decoding of this cryptic insult which was to just imagine she was saying this in a lame American’s idea of an Italian accent and the United States is really U-S, as in “uppa you ess!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

rule universe

this is far it,s used to end rule 34 artist and their bad miss deeds using this word needs you to rank up from rule inf then you need to rank up from rule Hyperspace to achieve rule Universe this is the last stage of the rules

rule 34 artist: hey wanna see some rule 34

You: Rule universe kid

rule 34 artist: Got to run

by ree_boy_hates_rule_34 February 17, 2021