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Uber Eats

A sex position in which a man saddles a woman's lower back while she's in doggy-style, facing towards her ass. The man then proceeds to bend forward, over her ass, and eat her out.
John: "Yesterday was me and Nancy's 10th wedding anniversary, so you KNOW we did Uber Eats."
Thomas: "Oh, fuck yeah. I did Uber Eats with a Tinder date the other night."
by paimonlover666 February 16, 2023
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Uber Run

Ordering an uber from a nearby restaurant and seeing if you can jerk off before it arrives.
"I see Uber is now in our area"
"Yeah dude a tried an Uber Run last night"
by Millennial_Falcon95 November 1, 2019
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Uber Dyke

WAY a lesbian!
A female with a mullet who drives a purple Ford with a rainbow colored cat (pussy) sticker on it. Also wearing pants pulled up to her tits with a belt so tight you can see her "man-like" ass.
Oh my god, Dibs on the Uber dyke! Is that a man?
by Tahshuh November 14, 2003
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uber geek

a style that takes the school girl and nerd looks to the next level. it's very hot for those that chase brains, with dark heavy framed glasses, little make-up, simple hair, mary jane shoes and a plaid skirt for females, and glasses, slacks, and button-up shirt with a forrest gump haircut for males. usually. usually these people are very good with technology and are seeking others of same mind. they have excellent manners and a great personality. airheaded models need not apply.
there are too many.
by Gryfin February 24, 2004
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uber geek

A person who is the ultimate computer geek. Knows programming and web design and operating systems and networking and hardware and just about everything else you can think of.
My MCSE instructor was a retired Navy uber geek.
by BJ July 18, 2003
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uber McFucktard

Large, influential international or multinational organizations like FIFA or the IOC that campaign for good health while accepting sponsorship from McDonald's. These organizations accept millions of dollars in sponsorship donations from McDonald's, Coca-Cola, Cadbury, or Budweiser to have exclusive rights to market their own products and make even more millions of dollars in profits. Some people feel this is like offering a bribe. However, if you have an MBA you can call it Strategic Marketing.
Hey Morgan, did you hear that the uber McFucktard London 2012 Olympics Committee's plans to improve public health may be undermined by the announcement that one in five meals served to fans at the games will come from McDonald's.

Launching their food strategy, games organisers said that 3 million of the 14 million meals served during the two-week event will be prepared by the fast food chain. All branded soft drinks will be provided by Coca-Cola and the only other branded food on sale will be Cadbury's chocolate. McDonald's and Coca-Cola both sponsor the International Olympic Committee, which passes several million pounds of those revenues to London's organisers, while Cadbury pays £20m as a direct sponsor of the 2012 games.
by Blue Eyed Arab March 9, 2010
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Uber Dependent

The state where you are totally dependent on using ubers. When you excessively use ubers at extreme levels, and Where you cannot beat most stages due to the fact that you can only win stages if you use ubers in the mobile game “The Battle Cats
Dr Skull is so unskilled at the game, he is so uber dependent
by XskullBC May 30, 2019
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