tortellini

A precious and slightly obnoxious name for a baby tortoise.

Wife: Oh, look at that cute tortellini munching on some grassy wassy!

Husband: Shut up, honey.

by AWOFF December 2, 2011

tortoise camrhyne

A bloody moron who likes male penis.

That dude's a total Tortoise Camrhyne!

by STANISLAVV October 25, 2006

torting

Torting is to hit the booty of a goat while screaming "I'M GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER" at the top of your lungs. Future tense: will tort, past tense: torted.

"Okay, stand up, you can sit down cause Im gonna start. Torting is hitting the booty of a goat while screaming Chandelier by Sia at the top of your lungs, kay?"

by moonfuzzwolf05152 July 26, 2018

Torta

Someone who is a attracted to women

example 1: *sees a cute girl*
Soy re torta 😟
example 2: *sees a thirst trap on tiktok*
mama chequen el horno que la torta esta lista

by spaceyboiswap February 3, 2021

tortillacock

1. People who enjoy placing totillas on their cock

Hey, Joe Schmoe, Why dont u go get that stack of totillacocks, and bring em on over here! i'm hungry.. and rarin to go!

by Stef March 18, 2004

Thorty

Anyone of age 40 to 49 who acts and thinks they are aged 30 to 39.

Happy birthday to me, I just turned thorty today.

by whatmemoryloss June 22, 2010

rasberry tort

A Rasberry mullet good enough to lick

Did u see montells rasberry tort?

by fresh water April 3, 2003