taking the bend

To engage in unwanted sexual intercourse, but not so unwanted that it's rape.

Prostitute: "Looks like I'm taking the bend again tonight."

by thebeardedblacksmith February 3, 2013

taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.

"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013

taking revenge

An American Christian Rock/ Christian Metal band Formed in Jackson Mississippi, with a unique style of music they love there fans the band is also formed by there guitarist Christian Rushing, there drummer is Troy Etheridge and there front man is Adam Kirkland they are making a fan page on Facebook and a official band website.

Websites Instagram,Twitter

Taking Revenge

by Jake Passion December 14, 2013

Taking a Vick

The Act of taking a shit, whilst face-timing your girlfriend, while at work

McDonalds employee "Yo, wheres the manager?"
Other employee "Oh, he's taking a Vick"
Assistant manager "that thing where he takes a shit and face-times with his girlfriend?"
Customer "Who could do such a thing?"
All employees "Vick can"

by J-Blacky April 6, 2014

twasing

to bake a cake, or just having sex with people in a way that its so fun its like baking a cake

Greg and Sarah were twasing so much last night that Gregs roomate had to sleep outside

by twas master October 13, 2014

taking sips up into my nose

Code for snorting crystal meth

Pawned from the Third Eye Blind song

"The Sky it was gold. It was rose. I was taking sips up into my nose."
Stephan Jenkins wrote in Semi-Charmed Life that he took sips up into his nose. The whole damn song was about crystal meth!!

by Lady Anne April 25, 2016

taking the nope train

A MEME you use when posting your extreme disgust or disagreement with some one's post on Facebook or Twitter

When Hillary Clinton asked Bernie Sanders supporters to vote for her during the 2016 Presidential election more than 95% of his hard core supporters were taking the Nope Train to Fuck This shitsville

by Mister Spock 95 March 1, 2017