twat features

A person with facial features that resemble a twat

1) Mike has twat features.
2) Fuck you, twat features!

by Fr3sh2d3f May 21, 2006

twatwurst

Someone who is a total tool, often wears polos with "popped" collars and usually calls people more conventional names such as douch bag or retard and still high fives in public. Said person also challenges random people to walking competions.

"Chuck" was gonna come out, but apparently she is a total twatwurst and will be spending the evening in.

by "Chuck" O. April 19, 2009

Twabbing a Quab

When a seal is banging you and you poop out a baby. then the seal hits it in the head with a shovel, then hits you in the head with a shovel for being a stupid human. Then continues to bang you and when it is done poops in/on you.

The opposite of quabbing a twab.

When the seal came to the zoo he was twabbing a quab.

by 8mileistheshit October 11, 2010

pretentious twaddle

the manner in which some people demonstrate their worth to mankind by making sure that everyone in the room knows that they something special, have survived a bad hair day, or know more than their teachers, employers, parents, friends or anyone else

The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.

by dp916 February 14, 2004

twatapus

Basically a childish nickname, on par for someone worthy of being called cunt, arse, fanny-head.

"Mate, you're a right twatapus".

by singyay4ed March 5, 2009

The Full Twat

To give it everything or to skimp on no element

Etymology: A term often used within retail design and amongst courting couples; although perfectly acceptable in any scenario. Colloquially, to 'twat' is to 'hit' hence the full twat is 'your best shot'.

Sue: "Shall we order flowers or centre pieces for the tables at our wedding darling?"

Henry: "Fuck it - lets go the full twat and do both; you are the love of my life after all"

by Chalky Fulcrum November 12, 2010

twatneck

general derisory term for someone when you've already used cunt, tosspot etc.

wind your neck in twatneck

by Dave Jones November 13, 2003