trail treats

Giving a blow job to driver while one is the passenger of a car.

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I gave trail treats in the car to my boyfriend.

head, road, driving, blow job

by I cannot believe this March 15, 2017

Alainey is the perfect person and should be treated as such

She’s the type of person you’ll never want to let go. She’s the perfect woman. She is always caring no matter what and can make you happy in an instant. She loves anyone and everyone. She has an amazing sense of humor and can always make you laugh no matter the situation. If you ever disagree with her you’ll suffer the wrath of her sandal. If you ever get someone like her never let go, she’s the one to never let go.

Alainey is the perfect person and should be treated as such

by Theboomer November 9, 2019

Toilet Treat

peeing and then pooping in someone’s mouth and then slapping the person’s face to “flush”

Dawg, I hope she lets me leave her a toilet treat tonight!

by ofcimsober June 24, 2020

Pump and Treat

The act where one Guy cums into another person's rectum and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen to lick the jizz up.

Environmental Engineer: "We had a leakage the other day... Had to initialize a pump and treat..."
Other guy: "Yeah I feel you. Gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat this morning."
Environmental Engineer: "Dude, that's not even close to what i meant, you're gross!"

by bertyvogt August 10, 2018

Machiavellian treat

Something that seems to be a gift on the surface, though you're not actually getting anything, and are at risk of losing everything and being put out on the street (if you never fight).

Holding your breath won't do much good with a slow knife going further and further in between your ribs. The extensions of restrictions are just a Machiavellian treat for business owners to make them think they're getting something good by staying open instead of being shut down. Really, the governor is the one getting the treat.

by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021

Treat the Jake’s

Go on a high speed chase with the police

like fully chop says Vic treat the Jake’s

Yo Kailie Treat the Jake’s dude

by khamarisex May 11, 2025

Treat Linda Day

Linda, meaning "beautiful" in Spanish. Treat Linda Day is celebrated annually on October 16th and is a day to treat the Linda's in your life. Whether they are Linda's by name or Linda by meaning, celebrate and treat them on Treat Linda Day.

Don't feel you have to treat small either! Size matters for your Linda! When expressing your feeling, bigger is always better!!

"Linda, I bought you flowers for your special day!"
"Thank you, but I'm confused, what special day?"
"Well today, of course! It's Treat Linda Day and you are a Linda by name and by meaning!" Saying this will definitely get you lots of brownie points and if you're lucky, even more than brownie points!!

by Lulubellisima July 13, 2023