This is going to ruin the tour

A reference to when Justin Timberlake was arrested for a DUI/DWI and the officer didn’t know who he was.

Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.

Used when mildly inconvenienced.

Justin: This is going to ruin the tour!
Officer: What tour?
Justin: The world tour!

by ladydarkrose June 24, 2024

Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011

drain tour

When you grab a case of beer (any size will do) and hit the back roads without a care in the world. Frowned upon in modern society because fun things are bad.

I wish I was born in the 60s so I could go on drain tour every weekend and nobody would care.

by spicycolonkid420 April 20, 2020

2016 Ireland rugby tour of South Africa

A summer test series which happened in 2016 which south africa won 2-1, the irish thought they would have a chance in beating the springboks after winning the 2015 six nations but they had a bang average year in the 2016 edition finishing 3rd behind wales, the men in green thought they could pass the south africa test in flying colours but they thought wrong. they just couldnt take the heat of the springboks which saw the irish lose the series 2-1

the 2016 Ireland rugby tour of south africa was pretty one sided dont you think?

yeh, but it gives the players some time to learn dont it
i guess your right

by big fat tubby December 15, 2023

Salim Toure

The king who save everyone .

Nothing because salim Toure is the one

by Limsaa_69Zz November 21, 2021

Grewsome Twosome Tour

1. An amazing tour featuring just Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie. Without Alice Cooper there would be no Rob Zombie.

2. Rob Zombie is a great Crowd pleasing performance where as Alice Cooper is more of drama and killing on stage.

The Grewsome Twosome Tour was a badass experence.

by its a carry-on!!! May 20, 2010

Tour De France

Effiel Towering someone in a car while the driver receives head from the person getting penetrated by the passenger.

“Hey Jacob, this road trip is very boring. Mind if Jorge and I bring you on the Tour De France?”

by JelqingGooner October 10, 2025