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Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨
You’re so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!
by C Swift September 14, 2020
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Peter Toots

when your penis farts
by mantis422 September 19, 2020
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hoots and toots

After a hoot of marijuana, a person immediately rushes o the bathroom for some but toots.
"What are you up Friday night?"
"Hoots and toots".
by jml51 October 10, 2020
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Piss-toot

Using a bathroom in public can be a very embarassing experience...especially if a piss-toot is involved! A piss-toot is when you are peeing and to your surprise a fart slips out.
I piss-tooted in the bathroom and it stunk so bad a baby started crying!
by Terradactill November 6, 2011
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Toot

Older term for a drinking binge and/or wild drunkenness. Sometimes heard in old movies and TV shows.
"Johnny, I wouldn't go on a three-week toot with you, if you paid for it and throwed in the Dolly Sisters!" - Harry Morgan (of M*A*S*H* fame) in the Disney film "Snowball Express" (1972)
by Gabe1983 March 6, 2023
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Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.
In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.
by You rReal Name March 10, 2023
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toot eye

they’ve got a toot eye
by .kc May 20, 2023
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