toasted vagina

when you wanna up your pussy game so you put ur vag in a toaster

boy: do you got that toasted vagina?
me: hell fuckin ya

by analdestroyed July 14, 2017

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Corporate Toast

A doomed or laughable corporate project/idea/presentation that was conceived and designed by management pinheads along with sales and marketing douchebags.

So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.

This powerpoint that Jason sent out is the greatest example of Corporate Toast I have ever seen. I can't wait until the project chokes on it and finally dies.

by Hy Pyke November 29, 2009

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Shrimp Toast

1. Commonly known as an appetizer.
2. A pet name or insult for someone who is short in stature.

"Did you see how tall that person is? Talk about a Shrimp Toast!"
"Hey SHRIMP TOAST, gimmie your lunch money!"
"Sorry Shrimp Toast, yah too short for the ride!"

by Mental_Stew August 31, 2023

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Herpes On Toast

A very interesting creature, thus being 33% fish, 33% snake, 34% adorable and 5% maple syrup. Regularly attacked by large black Barks-a-billion creature and annoying obnoxious meowing Purr-bug.

Also the defender of cocktopus infections, and has the only known antidote for such issue.

Herpes on Toast got rid of the cocktopus infested creature!

by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010

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Toast Hair

Hair parted down centre of head, and hair waves outward, creating an outline of a slice if bread. Can be used as noun, verb, or adjective.

Woah, check out his toast hair, what is it... 1993?

Ew, that toast hair is looking a bit greasy.

Can I toast your hair?

Ethan Hawke has major toast hair.

by manacpanic26 October 22, 2011

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