toasted vagina

when you wanna up your pussy game so you put ur vag in a toaster

boy: do you got that toasted vagina?
me: hell fuckin ya

by analdestroyed July 13, 2017

Herpes On Toast

A very interesting creature, thus being 33% fish, 33% snake, 34% adorable and 5% maple syrup. Regularly attacked by large black Barks-a-billion creature and annoying obnoxious meowing Purr-bug.

Also the defender of cocktopus infections, and has the only known antidote for such issue.

Herpes on Toast got rid of the cocktopus infested creature!

by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010

Corporate Toast

A doomed or laughable corporate project/idea/presentation that was conceived and designed by management pinheads along with sales and marketing douchebags.

So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.

This powerpoint that Jason sent out is the greatest example of Corporate Toast I have ever seen. I can't wait until the project chokes on it and finally dies.

by Hy Pyke November 29, 2009

Toast Hair

Hair parted down centre of head, and hair waves outward, creating an outline of a slice if bread. Can be used as noun, verb, or adjective.

Woah, check out his toast hair, what is it... 1993?

Ew, that toast hair is looking a bit greasy.

Can I toast your hair?

Ethan Hawke has major toast hair.

by manacpanic26 October 22, 2011

Toasted O's

Getting extremely baked with your sex partner, and having a SERIOUS set of multiple orgasms.

She sez: "Hey, wanna get together and have some Toasted O's tonight?"

by Girl Toy September 23, 2011

Toasted Burrito

The act of one toasting a burrito occurs during the re-lubrication phase of coitus. When the female vagina becomes sore and dry due to dead-fish syndrome, the only remedy is to toast her burrito. Instead of applying the standard KY or astroglide intimate lubrication, a swift exchange for Vick's vapor rub and a fast dive to home base will ensure a successful toasted burrito.

Kelsey is walking weird since Eddie gave her a toasted burrito last night.

by Faster Eddie March 28, 2011

Flesh Toast

When human flesh isn't around, eat some great flesh toast, with real fleshy taste added.

Flesh toast! A great way to start the morning

by Markus Grey April 4, 2010