A person or business-establishment that "moves in for the kill" whenever others are in a tight spot, hoping to "score big" due to the victims-of-circumstance's feelings of helplessness and desperation.
Some high-school guys with raging hormones purposely cram and toil to "exceptionally learn" math, English, history, science, etc, so that they can then extract sexual favors from less-competent girls who need help with their homework --- what shameless crisis opportunists!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
Get the crisis opportunistmug. “Kevin let’s go party in Goodyear,” Joey said excitedly
“I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone
“I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone
by add1$0nL13p0ld October 3, 2023
Get the Quarter life crisismug. "Chris is having an e-crisis right now and has no idea what to publish and no idea what to say or do"
"I'm having a e-crisis, and I'm not sure how my online persona should be anymore"
"I'm having a e-crisis, and I'm not sure how my online persona should be anymore"
by ChrisBorglei September 17, 2019
Get the e-crisismug. The feeling and du sequent thoughts that arise when you lie awake in the middle of night. They always end in thinking that tomorrow when you wake up you will change your way of life. Basically like a New Years Resolution but it’s created by lack of sleep, not alcohol.
by kaigomai September 13, 2022
Get the Midnight crisismug. by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016
Get the Mammary Missile Crisismug. 
Get the caotic crisismug. I couldn't decide what to listen to. I started w/ ska, went to pop punk, 90s country, the soundtrack to Dear Evan Hansen, and finally settled on early 2000s Taylor Swift. I was having a full blown musical identity crisis.
by ilovetacos39 April 4, 2023
Get the musical identity crisismug.