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French Tissue

The Tissue a man uses to wipe his penis after having anal sex with a women before he gets a blowjob. This can also be put in the womens mouth at a later stage simply for the lolz.
Guy 1- I was having anal yesterday and my girl made me wipe my dick before sucking me off.

Guy 2- Thats a french tissue did you stick in her mouth at a later stage simply for the lolz.

Guy 1- Yes it was hillarious.
by PeakeandFisky August 10, 2010
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soft tissue

Persons that looks big, strong, or buff, but truly weak and soft on the inside
Grab that dresser and run it up to the third floor, soft tissue!
by jedi master mover September 6, 2016
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Snotty tissue

When your about to bust a nut during sex you do it into a tissue and make your partner wipe there nose like they had a cold
"I gave sue that snotty tissue last night after anal"
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Wet tissue

She swallowed my wet tissue

I got my wet tissue all over Sarah’s face
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Tessy

after taking a dump, Davey returned to the bathroom to wipe again and get the leftovers, thus a tessy
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tussy

acting like one Johnathon J. Shrout, (a tulip)
Hi, I'm Jay I'm tussy, I like beaster girls (especially Emily)
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a serious box of kleenex tissues

its when someone has got SERIOUS ISSUES n r just completely weird as fuck, with no care or even realise what they say or do is funny but strange
oh my god how funny was emma lastnight, shes off her her head, shes mad! she comes out with some fucked up shit dunt she!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!
by SAMANTHA AND NICOLA November 15, 2006
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