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dirty timoleon

A dirty timoleon is when you dont shampoo your hair for a month and ask your significant other to wash it as sensually as they can. Dirty timoleons often occur with long term couples, but some people prefer to walk in public with greasy hair hoping someone gives them a dirty timoleon.
"Hey honey it's been a month since I've taken a shower"
"I suppose I have no choice but to give you a dirty timoleon"
by Itwasntme491 April 7, 2022
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Just imagine if Timo had missed this

This is used to describe when a player misses a really easy chance, usually in front of goal. Whatever the reason, it is embarrassing when a player misses a sitter.
Just imagine if Timo had missed this
by Jhszn May 4, 2021
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Make the Timo

When you make a deal with a friend and never give him his money
Wheres my Money ? or you make the Timo
by TheLegendaryMarc August 26, 2021
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Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis

He's lost
Man, Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis is really lost sometimes.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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