Catch me on Threads

Unable to be contacted for a certain length of time.

Catch me on Threads tomorrow, Jessica and I rented Titanic on VHS.

by subspaceboy July 4, 2023

triple threat

In combination the contraction of Herpes, Gonorrhea and Chlamydia. In other words a pure physical delight.

guy 1: dude, why are you scratching your balls so much?

guy 2: I got into some bad poochie and I've had the triple threat ever since.

by the triple threat gang March 28, 2008

Threadmill

Being ground down because you are involved in too many things

He is exhausted from running on the threadmill of life.

by bellagio99 February 18, 2011

Tag Team Thread

A Tag Team Thread or Triple T is when a person on Yelp with no review starts a thread requesting a service or restaurant and another Yelper with no reviews posts the answer with the sole purpose of backhanded advertising on the threads.

This term was derived by Carla L of the Miami Yelp Flelpers

Yelper #1 "Hi everyone! Does anyone know where I can find the best prices for the BEST wedding photographer in the metropolitan area who really cares about their customers?"

Yelper #2 "WELL, I just happened to get married last week and used XYZ and my oh, my their prices were stellar, their service on time and perfect and they even threw in a free mani and pedi for my pooch Jacomo! Just call X at 786 555 1212, or go to their website www.(blank).com and tell them I sent you and get a $50 discount!"

Yelper #3 "Hey guys did anyone notice this is a Tag Team Thread or TripleT?"

by Ms. Deo January 17, 2010

/thread

A forum term used when nobody posts in a thread for a certain amount of time, or when a person makes a smart-ass remark therefore rendering the thread useless. Known to most people as "the end of the thread." Can also be used for the end of a post or any other event not regarding the thread.

Poster #1: Which person would you like to ban from this forum?

Poster #2: You.

/thread

by Zettish October 25, 2009

Threading the Needle

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.

Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.

by Jeff Bohagen March 18, 2009

Triple Threat

A person who is of skill at clitoral stimulation with his hands and attempts and succeeds the three finger penetration.

Douche bag friend- "Hey triple threat heard about you and your gf last night"
Triple threat- "Yeaaaahhhhhh"

"She had like 5 orgasms! That dude is a triple threat"

by Yoffybramba2014 June 3, 2014