Eat a thong

Literally
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!

I was doing an eat a thong with my gf
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!

by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

Thong

According to google, a thong is a sexy pant thingy that has been given to people with big schlongs, but to me, a thong is a thing used for fucking satanic purposes. FUCK THE THONG

Mom: Hey Jimmy, wheres my thong.
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'm gonna cum in that wet ass pussy

by Cowgirl69420 March 7, 2021

schlong thong

A man thong that has a penis pouch a attachment

Man, dalton looks like a stripper with his schlong thong on.

by MachinegunKarley April 23, 2021

Valley thong whistle

Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding

I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Thong song

A Song in which is sung about a thong. A really cool nice song that horny gay guys sing before they get it on very passionately and intensely

I love to make thong songs before I fuck

by Dale dobback January 11, 2025

Thong song

A song in which gay men make right before they fuck passionately and Intensely. The love making is so sweet and savory

I love making thong songs before I get pounded

by Dale dobback January 11, 2025

Sherry thong

Whatever kendal wants it to be or whenever kendal says it

ex: you are a sherry thong!

In this sentence you are a sherry thong

by Dr. Fickleboggster June 25, 2025