Thomas

Yeet

thomas... YEET

by Thirty slayer August 12, 2019

Clarence Thomas

(Noun) slang for area of the female anatomy (Vagina). Used after justice thomas issued the lone dissenting opinion in a strip search of a teenager who was believed to be hiding an ibuprofen in her underwear
The other eight justices decided the search violated the 4th amendment.

Usage: "Keep your Johnson away from my Clarence Thomas or I'll get knocked up!"

by watchdoggie June 25, 2009

shitty thomas

referring to another person's version of a possession, object, or trait which you already posses. A knock of of the original.

A. I got a tree in my front yard but my friend has a shitty thomas in their front yard.
B. Philadelphia is known for their amazing cheesesteaks, but everywhere else they are just the shitty thomas.

by terence3 November 9, 2011

Thomas Delay

Former House Majority Leader; A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Thomas Delay says:
I do HJ's and political favors. I'll tug you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

by Dungheap June 1, 2006

Thomas Price

A gay faggot that wants to say the n-word every two seconds

He sucks at Cod and rocket league

Thomas Price,He’s just utter shit at Warzone

by IateyourtoeshagahhahH June 12, 2020

Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III

A typical British man. Posh probably, and drinks tea. Don't call him Tom.

Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 23, 2023

cooper thomas

Cooper Thomas stands for monkey cunt. If you see anyone named Cooper Thomas STAY AWAY FROM THEM!! They are legit trash at life and it seems like they always need a better haircut. Cooper Thomas or CT's for short usually have raging problems and get "triggered" very easily. One last thing to know about CT's is they love to make dirty sister and mom jokes.

Asian Boy: Have you seen that Cooper Thomas?
White boy: Oh yea, he threw a apple core at my face!
Asain boy: Stay away from those CT's they have anger issues.

by Woonski January 27, 2017