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National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
mugGet the National Testicle Eating daymug.

Left Testicle Pain Syndrome

When you have a pain in your left tedticle that after you have your pain you immediately get a hard erection that makes your cock 6 inches bigger then max mast and makes you cum 3-5 oz of semen
Oh no, I just had a left testicle pain syndrome episode, god everyone knows
by calicogaymencumpenis April 4, 2025
mugGet the Left Testicle Pain Syndromemug.

Receding Testicle

Despite its name, the Receding Testicle refers to an area that is found in both males and females. In males, it is located where the testicular sac terminates inferior to the anus. In females, it is located where the vagina terminates inferior to the anus.
After 3 years of trucking, Mike's Receding Testicle developed a boil.
by Pillar Nasty September 9, 2016
mugGet the Receding Testiclemug.

typical testicle

He doesn't have a chance with me! He's such a typical testicle.
Bro...don't be a typical testicle.
by ThingsIJustCantSayOutLoud October 14, 2014
mugGet the typical testiclemug.

Canadian Testicles

Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."
by Sebbby1996 November 15, 2016
mugGet the Canadian Testiclesmug.

grinches testicle cheese

friend 1: do you smoke the grinches testicle cheese
friend 2: nah dude i sway toward that 057
by zassanzz February 13, 2018
mugGet the grinches testicle cheesemug.

Testicle choppin

Something that is awesome or great.
Damn girl that sex was testicle choppin I tell you what
by Duck Avenger August 4, 2022
mugGet the Testicle choppinmug.

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