Trumpeter's Loft

n. A rather windy anal passage. Alternatively, a recess positioned above the Great Hall in Stirling Castle to allow the Trumpeter to play a fanfayre upon the guests arrival.

Oh Mr Darcy, I appear to have let one fly from my Trumpeter's Loft

by Smokemypole 781 May 5, 2011

playing the trumpet

When you blow a guy like you blow a trumpet

Bandie# 1 where showing Sean your flute skills last night?
Bandie# 2 no, I was 'playing the trumpet'

for him.

by Biggius Dickus January 4, 2020

Trumpet Job

One who sticks his dick in a trumpet bell while another guy sucks on the mouthpiece of the trumpet to create a suction vortex within the trumpet

I gave my friend Harry a trumpet job during band practice.

by Trumpet god 69 November 7, 2018

Spunk trumpet

CUming into a trumpet and playing it into your significant others butt hole or fanny , fun for all the family

Bill - sorry John I can’t met today I’m giving cousins Stacy a good spunk trumpet

by Smelly toe 6942 April 4, 2021

Wetlipping a trumpet

The act of playing a wind instrument with one's genitalia, specifically the vagina and or anal cavity.

I joined the marching band to see the football game free, but I stayed to because Katy wouldn't stop wetlipping a trumpet

by Trandolph1 June 2, 2018

tight trumpet

When the lips touch the anus, and the recipient farts and the trumpet "player" blows out of their lips creating a trumpet noise.

Helen is the best tight trumpet player I've had, so good that I released my bowels...

by GoodnCrazyMan February 7, 2017

furry trumpet

The act of performing oral sex on someone who has never shaved, ever.

Also, the sound a wooly mammoth makes.

My face felt like it was being scrubbed with a Brillo pad when I was doing the furry trumpet.

by HHedral February 26, 2015