Pity Rub

To rub oneself after a sad event or out of pure loneliness.

"Kady was third wheeling with Ryan all night and felt sad, she went home and had a long pity rub"

by ProfessorGoonBag April 28, 2016

Navy Rub

An open palmed rub down on a persons crotch over their pants, as was done in the navy.

He gives a good navy rub.

I didn’t go all the way, but I did give her a good navy rub.

by Lil DaveyPete January 17, 2022

American Rub

When fill up a gun with cum and shoot it at someone while beating the meat
oh shit

So I gave myself an american rub

by IhaveHIV October 30, 2020

Free Rub

when your in someone else shower or public shower, such as dorm showers or something, and you use shampoo that was left there as lube to jerk off.

Dude, i found some great free rub in the shower to get off with

by Lee Austin October 15, 2010

rub chub

An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.

Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.

by Mashfan777 November 9, 2015

priest rub

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

Lub rub

Slightly carresing the elbow in a sexual manor

I gave her a lub rub while hittin it from the back

by Mitchell palmer March 18, 2016